What,which,why,when,where, and last but most importantly how ???

I'm just sooo lost right now...(what)phone shall I get???
                                            (which)model should I choose???
                                            (why oh why)would I love to possess it???
                                            (when)could I obtain it???
                                            (where)shall I purchase it???
 and most importantly of all...(how) on earth am I gonna afford it if my parents object???

well after getting some advice and thinking 'bout it....

I've narrowed it down to these few choices....help me pick pls...

an apple iphone
a nokia n82
a nokia n79
a nokia 6500(like my daddy)
a nokia xpress series(touchhscreen)
an ordinary flip phone instead of a slide one....

well...waddya think???....me???...well....my heart was sat on the nokia n82 but now i'm considering an iphone since hong wei said that it was both 'bout the same price...